guts or balls: a lesson to be learned

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 05-Aug-2015 9:51:34

Guts or Balls , a lesson to be learned:

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.
We've heard colleagues referring to people with Guts, or with Balls.
Do they, however, know the difference between them?
Here's the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295.

GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask:
Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
wife on the ass and having the Balls to say: "You're next, Chubby"

I trust this clears up any confusion.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome; both are fatal.

Post 2 by forereel (Just posting.) on Wednesday, 05-Aug-2015 14:20:11

Laugh.

Post 3 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Sunday, 09-Aug-2015 15:03:38

Hahaha, awesome.

Post 4 by Smiling Sunshine (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Tuesday, 11-Aug-2015 12:40:02

*gafaws loudly* This is histerical.